First off let me just say SWINE FLU!!!! ARRGHH!
Pictured: Your death
There has been alot media coverage of swine flu and I mean alot. Schools have been closed down, pigs have been killed, and bacon has faced a drop in sales that the world has ever seen.
*Megan Fox used for comparison
There should be absolutely 0 reports on swine flu. Why? Seasonal flu, which the CORPORATE NEWS MACHINE has never had a special on, kills more people annually than swine flu and the symptoms of the seasonal flu and swine flu are the same. Remember bird flu? Same deal, not as lethal as the seasonal flu, but you still have those people wearing face masks. Too many people going to the emergency room to find out if they have swine flu while there’s a guy with a bullet wound to his chest.
"I'm feeling kinda hot. I think I have the swine flu. Do you mind if I go ahead of you?"
So less swine flu, more bacon. I think that’s something we can ALL agree on…
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